PORNHUB EXPECTATIONS, RED STRIPE REALITY

'DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME LOVE' HE SAYS

HE SAYS IT RIGHT UP IN MY FACE

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TEACH THIS GUY

THE IDEA OF PERSONAL SPACE

THE SMOKING AREA OF A SHEFFIELD CLUB

IS NOT THE IDEA TIME YOU SEE

TO TRY AND GET UP IN MY FACE

AND TRY SO HARD TO 'GET WITH ME'

I'M PAYING FIVE QUID FOR A DRINK HERE MATE

PLUS MY NIGHT IS GOING WANK

AND IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS OKAY

THEN I'VE GOT SOCIETY TO THANK

TRYING TO KISS MY DRUNKEN FACE

OR TRYING TO GRAB HER ARSE

BUT I WONT SLAP YOU ROUND THE FACE

BECAUSE I'M A GIRL WITH CLASS

POLITELY DECLINE, YEAH THANKS, BUT NO

I'VE GOT A BLOKE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO

BUT YOU WON'T QUIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

YOU GRAB MY ARM AND START TO SPIT

AND PIPE UP WITH SOLID ACCUSATIONS

AND TELL ME I'M A FUCKING WHORE

SPIT AT ME LIKE I'M A PORNSTAR, ALTHOUGH

I REJECTED, SO I'M NOT SURE

IF THAT MAKES SENSE AT ALL (YOU FUCKING FOOL)

SOMETHING JUST ISNT RIGHT

AND YOU PICKED THE WRONG WOMAN ANYWAY

BECAUSE I CAN (AND WILL) START A FIGHT.

MY BODY ISN'T AN OBJECT PLUS

YOU'RE PUNCHING ABOVE YOUR WEIGHT

FUCK OFF AND EDUCATED YOURSELF

BEFORE IT REALLY IS TOO LATE

#performance #poetry #writing